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Topic: Official DM being a retard thread.

+ Naquadah !J5VkSmegmA 6.4 years ago #7,422

All of DMs new shit topics will be merged here until I'm bored with the new merge feature.

+ Might be vocalon~ !oaw.epwXGg6.4 years ago, 19 seconds later[^] [v] #70,427

lol

+ Chef Swashbuckler !9fyvIe3y4k6.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,432

wtf

+ Triptych !6Suckfishs6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,433

:')

· Anonymous C6.4 years ago, 44 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,439

Need video of real cat torture please for research

Please direct me to video of real cat torture, including scientific animal experimentation. It is for a school project.

· Anonymous A (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,437

@70,432 (Chef Swashbuckler)

really bad topics that I would normally delete goes here now.

+ Anonymous E6.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,438

@70,439 (C)
No, Matt.()

+ Anonymous F6.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #70,441

Why is this not a sticky

+ a From the W 6.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,547

@70,439 (C)
If I happen upon any one tormenting a cat I will send you a vid of me slowing pushing sewing needles into their animal hating eyes.

· Swashbuckler !!rm6y4YTBeE6.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,614

FAO: SCATMAN AND ALKI [WARNING: POST IS NOT IN FRENCH!!!!]

http://www.redtube.com/10147

· Might be vocalon~ !oaw.epwXGg6.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,606

@previous (Swashbuckler)Reported for spamvertising.

· Swashbuckler !!rm6y4YTBeE6.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,744

Is anyone please able to have a bit of mercy on me...

...and help me buy a basic laptop?

+ green 6.4 years ago, 34 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,741

@previous (Swashbuckler)nope

· Might be vocalon~ !oaw.epwXGg6.4 years ago, 44 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,742

@70,744 (Swashbuckler)this one is pretty nice

· Anonymous E6.4 years ago, 28 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,777

@70,744 (Swashbuckler)
Why would anyone rich enough to shell out the cash for someone else's laptop buy you anything when you insult people with money on a regular basis?

· Swashbuckler !!rm6y4YTBeE6.4 years ago, 55 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,870

A new installment in the Turd War Saga!!!

http://metanote.org/

· Swashbuckler !!rm6y4YTBeE6.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,957

The 24 year old virgin

http://www.efukt.com/20929_The_24_Year_Old_Virgin.html

· Naquadah !J5VkSmegmA (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,958

I suspect in about a week this thread will have more replies than any other.

· Might be vocalon~ !oaw.epwXGg6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,959

@previous (Naquadah)
Me too.

+ SrsBsns !YCW/QuVb6o6.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #70,963

@70,957 (Swashbuckler)
I think he's more pathetic for losing his virginity on camera then if he had just stayed a virgin.

· Swashbuckler !!rm6y4YTBeE6.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,133

What is the proper gentleman's protocol...

...when you are performing canine-coitus upon a female-human, and she accidentally shoots a turd-missile at your chest? In the brief second that your sharp, gentleman-mind realises what is happening, and sees the turd-missile on it's projectile-trajectory, what must a true-gentleman do, to avoid a scene?

· Might be vocalon~ !oaw.epwXGg6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,062

@previous (Swashbuckler)TO THE MATT RETARDATION THREAD IT GOES

+ Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,063

@71,133 (Swashbuckler)How much wine did it take to make this post?

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 20 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,080

@70,963 (SrsBsns)
So, you do not believe any love is good love?

· Anonymous C6.4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #71,124

If it were medically necessary...

...and approved and allowed by the government, and by medical science, so that you would receive no negative consequences, what would you do? Somehow, unless you eat Bella Thorne's entire bowel-movement, she will die. What do you do?

· Swashbuckler !!rm6y4YTBeE6.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,123

I found a video of my weird fetish!! [18+ ONLY]

HAndjob, where she continues stroking his overly-sensitive head after, while he writhes in pain!!!!! Finally I found it!! http://video.xnxx.com/video73525/handjob_2_from_molly_mae

+ Anonymous K6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,119

@71,124 (C)Bella Thorne is only thirteen years old, and you are asking us if we would perform a sexual act on her. The answer is no, and you should feel bad for ever asking this question.

· Anonymous C6.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,121

@71,124 (C)No no. I mentioned nothing sexual. I asked if you would eat her poo. There is nothing inherently sexual about this.

· a From the W 6.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,122

@71,119 (K)
It's a matter of life and death!!

· Anonymous C6.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,126

Does this turn you on, baby?

http://www.pornoxo.com/videos/115581/nasty-mistresses-torturing-with-pleasure.html

· Anonymous K6.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,128

@71,121 (C)
Why do you keep switching to and from being anonymous?

· Anonymous C6.4 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,129

@previous (K)
That, I believe, is the question of the century.

· Anonymous K6.4 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,130

@previous (C)
Great. Answer the question.

+ Walter Calton !0VegJ9Jl.Q6.4 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,131

@OP

· Anonymous C6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,132

@previous (Walter Calton)
LOL

+ TheGPR 6.4 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,135

@71,133 (Swashbuckler)
Why, but of course, when a gentlemora is performing canine-coitus upon a female-human, and she accidentally shoots a turd-missile at the chest of said gentlemora, in the brief second that his sharp, gentleman-mind realises what is happening, and sees the turd-missile on it's projectile-trajectory, the only action he can and should take, in order to avoid a scene, is to gobble up afore-mentioned turd-missile as quickly and as covertly as possible and to pretend that he thought it was a delicious leftover Christmas truffle-chocolate. He should reinforce this idea by smacking his lips in delight and apologizing profusely for not sharing the scrumptious morsel with his lady-friend.

· HAL !552kK68rhU6.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,136

@previous (TheGPR)
hahha

· HAL !552kK68rhU6.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,184

People who like McRib are trashy

just saying

· Anonymous A (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,140

@previous (HAL)> generalizing

· Anonymous E6.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,142

@71,184 (HAL)> stop liking what I don't like

+ green 6.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,143

I like this. Having all of Matt's shitposts sent to this hell reminds me of the "dome" feature on 888chan.

I actually find Matt's fail shtick extremely entertaining when it is banished to this thread :)

· Anonymous C6.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,161

FAO: TRIPTYCH

So, I am just a normal guy. There is this girl I have been hanging out with, and I think we both sort of like each other. So, from a girl's point of view, what is the best way for me to tell her that I want to sniff her farts?

· green 6.4 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,147

@previous (C)inb4 merge

· Triptych !6Suckfishs6.4 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,154

@71,161 (C)> implying female

· HAL !552kK68rhU6.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,188

FAO: The Triptych Entity

Does your module require rest? Mine does.

· Triptych !6Suckfishs6.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,160

@previous (HAL)Nah.
But three people are not an entity~

· Naquadah !J5VkSmegmA (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,163

Modabuse is for winners!!

+ lolideatroyer !5jfM64Qu666.4 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,195

This thread needs to be stickied

+ Anonymous P6.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,234

Matt really needs to stop hitting on fifteen year old girls online.

· Might be vocalon~ !oaw.epwXGg6.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,235

@previous (P)
Yeah, really.

[sp]That's my job.[/sp]

· Depressionman !0oDERPONYY6.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,281

My room smell like a giant fart!

The weird thing, is that it is a GIRLfart!!! wtf??

+ scatman !!3Ic.sZUJ7g6.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,271

@previous (Depressionman)http://laghouls.com/forum/topic/7555

· a From the W 6.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,315

This is STUPID. That's right, it is STUPID.
Not stupid but STUPID.

+ green !Ep8pui8Vw26.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,429

@previous (a From the W)

Whiteknight more. All he has to do is not shitpost. Really.

· a From the W 6.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,656

@previous (green)
All everyone else has to do is not fall all to pieces and bawl like little girlies over an occasional shitpost.

+ Anonymous S6.4 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,664

@71,315 (a From the W)
whiteknight faggot

· a From the W 6.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #71,667

@previous (S)
whatev...I back my friends up..

· Anonymous M6.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #71,669

I wonder how long this thread will get before somebody realises it's actually a bad idea and only feeding delicious attention to the attention seeker(s). :) Knowing certain entities, they will get it to grow to at least a few hundred replies.

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #71,671

@previous (M)
lol. I know. Matt probably sees this as some type of score card.

· Anonymous C6.4 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #71,742

FAO: Meals' preteen Asian girlfriend

How many bowel movements did you have today? Did Meals see or smell any of them?

· Anonymous S6.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #71,715

@previous (C)> implying you're not a weeb who wishes he had an asian girlfriend

· a From the W 6.4 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #71,735

@71,669 (M)
Half of it will probably be lil jelly anons with inferiority complexes...mmmhmm.

· Swashbuckler !!rm6y4YTBeE6.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #71,737

@previous (a From the W)

· a From the W 6.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #71,747

#71,737

· Cute teen girl 6.4 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #71,827

I need to pass gas

I need to break wind. Is that allowed here?

· Anonymous H6.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #71,767

@previous (Cute teen girl)NO. FUCK YOU!!

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #71,768

@71,827 (Cute teen girl)Hell no. Reported.

+ * 6.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #71,773

@71,827 (Cute teen girl)poots

edit:yay orange butthole!()

· LYNNE B. GOLDSTEIN 6.4 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #71,826

thee thy or I 2DAY in Cardiff by the SEA SEA SEA

2Day in Cardiff by thee SEA SEA SEA thee thy or EYE I EYE as well as re: me myself and I entered re: fyne SURFing kontest as well as re: KOKSUKING kontest and thee thy or I not do so WELL WELL WELL in re: surf KONTEST but me myself and EYE I EYE B b B b new internashunal KOK KOK KOKSUKING champeeyun!!!!

Toodles

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #71,802

@previous (LYNNE B. GOLDSTEIN)Go to bed.

· LYNNE B. GOLDSTEIN 6.4 years ago, 16 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #71,803

@previous (J)
ok

+ Namefag !zoTJNpIkZk6.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #71,812

@71,747 (a From the W)
imagine this face, this man thrusting his throbbing slimy cock in and out of your rectum

· a From the W 6.4 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #71,819

@previous (Namefag)

· Anonymous C6.4 years ago, 15 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #72,193

Do girls have trouble with buttcheek pimples?

Does this embarrass them?

· Anonymous F6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #72,176

@previous (C)Weren't you going to hang out with your mother, Matt?

· Anonymous C6.4 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #72,188

Finally! Post-orgasm sensitivity torture video! [WARNING! 18+ ONLY!]

http://motherless.com/AD636D5

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #72,190

@72,176 (F)
lol

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 12 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #72,191

@OP
I'm not laughing.

· Anonymous C6.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #72,347

farts

The average teenage girl farts 12 times per day. Teenage girls: how many times do YOU fart per day?

· vocalon~ !D5xSjZuHUE6.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #72,346

@previous (C)Oh Matt...

· Triptych !6Suckfishs6.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #72,464

@72,347 (C)
oh u

· Anonymous N6.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #72,519

Seriously, Matt. If you did this crap as a stand up routine you would be booed off stage. You are really not funny.

· Beautiful teenage girl 6.4 years ago, 47 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #72,536

@72,347 (C) I fart only about 9 or 10 times a day. Should I be worried that I am below average?

· Anonymous C6.4 years ago, 10 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #72,885

Serious question for the females here

Look, all men enjoy the smell of their farts. Do you also enjoy the smell of your girlfarts?

· Anonymous P6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #72,821

@previous (C)No, Matt.

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #72,825

@72,885 (C)To the shitpost thread you go.

· Swashbuckler !!rm6y4YTBeE6.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #72,888

If a girl puts here nude behind in your face and farts into your face...

...does it mean that she truly loves you? This is a SERIOUS question. Thanks.

· Anonymous K6.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #72,855

@previous (Swashbuckler)Keep it to one thread, please. Thanks.

+ Anonymous V6.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #72,858

@previous (K)

> Keep it to one thread, please. Thanks.

· Anonymous E6.4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #72,860

@72,888 (Swashbuckler)A serious question for a serious thread, because nobody sure as hell thinks it's funny.

· Swashbuckler !Ep8pui8Vw26.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #72,861

@72,888 (Swashbuckler)Keep it to no threads please.

+ Anonymous W6.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #73,027

@71,124 (C)
oh god yes

+ Anonymous X6.4 years ago, 16 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #73,530

What is the proper gentleman's protocol...

...to tell a girl, on the first date, that you want to sniff her girlfarts?

· Anonymous F6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #73,466

@previous (X)He first pays back all his debts. Then he asks nicely.

· Anonymous P6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #73,467

@73,530 (X)http://laghouls.com/forum/topic/7422

Keep it in one thread.

+ Anonymous Z-16.4 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #73,485

@73,530 (X)Treat her to a #4 with a diet coke at McDonalds beforehand to make sure she is ripe before sniffing.

· Anonymous X6.4 years ago, 53 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #73,528

Uh oh...it looks like the Great Turd Wars are re-commencing!!!

http://metanote.org/

· Anonymous K6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #73,507

@previous (X)How many of these topics do we need?

+ Anonymous Z-26.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #73,613

Holy crap..I found the extended version of Brazilian fart porn!!

http://www.xvideos.com/video728987/fart_porn

+ Indy the Great 6.4 years ago, 11 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #73,641

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #73,759

Why is Matt using new IDs now?

· Anonymous A (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #74,000

I'm so happy I made this thread :D

+ Anonymous Z-46.4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #74,047

It's Friday, it's Friday

Would you sniff Rebecca Black's girlfarts, and eat her entire bowel-movement?

· vocalon !D5xSjZuHUE6.4 years ago, 17 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #74,010

@previous (Z-4)...

· Anonymous H6.4 years ago, 52 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #74,011

@74,047 (Z-4)Get a job, you bum.

· Anonymous P6.4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #74,026

@74,047 (Z-4)No. That is a sexual advance, and she is under the age of consent.

+ Anonymous Z-56.4 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #74,955

@70,777 (E)

mad

· Anonymous E6.4 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #74,986

@previous (Z-5)

projecting

+ Anonymous Z-66.4 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #74,997

Strange Pornm Request

I need porn where the woman is riding the man...she is on the verge of an orgasm. She then learns that, as soon as she orgasms, her little son will stop being tortured. Until she cums, he will be tortured mercilessly. Her anxiety inhibits her cumming, but she has to!

· Anonymous A (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #74,996

@previous (Z-6)This one is kind of fucked up...

· vocalon !D5xSjZuHUE6.4 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #75,016

@74,997 (Z-6)
This is pretty fucked up dude.

+ Anonymous Z-76.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #75,073

test

testes

· Anonymous M6.4 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #75,122

@previous (Z-7)
bump fail - lol

· vocalon !D5xSjZuHUE6.4 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #75,323

I take it you are bored with it?

+ Anonymous Z-86.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #75,600

@74,997 (Z-6)

sup TG?

· Swashbuckler !poNfwy3R1Y6.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #75,714

+ Anonymous Z-96.4 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #75,776

Did anyone have any Thanksgivingdumps today?

If so, please describe in great detail!

· Vladimir Pootin !!HTf9I4Eo/k6.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #75,723

@previous (Z-9)I had pootdumps, but not of the thanksgiving variety

· Anonymous Z-96.4 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #75,724

@previous (Vladimir Pootin)
Can you please describe your pootdumps in exacting, scientific detail?

· vocalon~ !D5xSjZuHUE6.4 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #75,725

@75,776 (Z-9)WHERE'S SMEGMERGE WHEN YOU NEED HIM

· Vladimir Pootin !!HTf9I4Eo/k6.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #75,728

@75,724 (Z-9)
it was hot and wet, and it smelled sweet and was quite brown.

· Anonymous Z-96.4 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #75,729

@previous (Vladimir Pootin)
Are you, by chance, a girl?

· Anonymous E6.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #75,736

@75,725 (vocalon~)
Skyrim. ;_;

· Vladimir Pootin !!HTf9I4Eo/k6.4 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #75,737

@75,729 (Z-9)
if Vladimir is a girl's name, then yes!

+ Nopaltzin !tPKtSxO9ak6.4 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #76,153

This thread is so goddamn funny. I come here for so many laughs. Smegma, you are a goddamn genius.

· Anonymous M6.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #76,312

@75,737 (Vladimir Pootin)
I read that as "VAGINA" is a girl's name, and then I lolled, and then I realised what a silly billy I was being.

+ Trendsetter !!dPWctQe9Ys6.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #76,619

I am drunk, fora

· Anonymous K6.4 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #76,595

@previous (Trendsetter)http://laghouls.com/forum/topic/8155

· Nopaltzin !tPKtSxO9ak6.4 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #76,597

@76,619 (Trendsetter)Whiskey dick

· Anonymous R6.4 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #76,598

@76,619 (Trendsetter)Whiskey life

· Trendsetter !!dPWctQe9Ys6.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #76,618

I AM HERE FORA

I am back from the bars! I love you!

· Trendsetter !!dPWctQe9Ys6.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #76,617

My manpenis

+ Anonymous Z-126.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #76,611

@previous (Trendsetter)> matt is searching google images for penis
Faggot.

· Trendsetter !!dPWctQe9Ys6.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #76,616

girlfarts

how do you bring up the topic of girlfarts to your new lover?

· Swashbuckler !!rm6y4YTBeE6.4 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #76,657

How do you convince a teenage girl to fart in your nostrils?

How do you convince a teenage girl to fart in your nostrils?

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #76,655

@previous (Swashbuckler)Go to bed.

+ Mara? 6.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #76,656

@76,657 (Swashbuckler)I am sure downing another bottle of wine will give you the solution()

· Swashbuckler !!rm6y4YTBeE6.4 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #77,019

FAO MARA

What, do you believe, is the question of the century?

This shit again.

()

· Anonymous I6.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #77,024

@previous (Swashbuckler)
i was really looking forward to Mara's answer! lol

· Mara? 6.4 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #77,100

@77,019 (Swashbuckler)
That, I believe, is the question of the century.

· Anonymous Z-76.4 years ago, 5 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #77,179

FAO: Pooplovers only [18+ ONLY]

http://www.girlpoop.net/

· Mara? 6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #77,104

@previous (Z-7)That's one website I wont be visiting

· Anonymous Z-76.4 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #77,148

+ Vladimir Pootin !!HTf9I4Eo/k6.4 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #77,176

@77,179 (Z-7)AWWWWWW YEAHHGGHH!!!

+ Inspector Flannagan 6.4 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #77,550

Aren't girls embarassed to do sex in the missionary position?

You can see their butthole!! Isn't that humiliating???

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #77,541

@previous (Inspector Flannagan)That, I believe, is the question of the century.

· vocalon 6.4 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #77,542

@77,550 (Inspector Flannagan)ohlookitsthisthreadagain

· Swashbuckler !!0e9DIcR3F26.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #77,766

Fora, I am about to masturbate...

...to enlarged face pics of girls I know on FB.

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #77,770

@previous (Swashbuckler)
Do you use any type of audio?

· Naquadah !J5VkSmegmA (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #77,773

@previous (J)

He didn't last time
or the time before that
or the time before that
or the time before that
or the time before that
or the time before that
or the time before that

so I would feel safe guessing no. He didn't use audio.

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #77,777

@previous (Naquadah)
How do you know?

· Naquadah !J5VkSmegmA (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #77,778

@previous (J)

Because he described them in great detail.

> 77,777
Holy monkey shit.()

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #77,785

@previous (Naquadah)
Link?

my lucky day!

· Naquadah !J5VkSmegmA (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #77,789

@previous (J)

Nah.
The bulk of them were deleted anyway.

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #77,796

@previous (Naquadah)
That's why you shouldn't delete threads. Now I'm depressed that I don't know the full details.

· Naquadah !J5VkSmegmA (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #77,954

@previous (J)

well now we have the merging feature :)

+ Anonymous Z-166.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,048

@previous (Naquadah)
stalker much? you merge threads even when DM posts anonymously. explain that.

· Anonymous A (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,051

@previous (Z-16)

I'm not going to let him get away with shitposting just because he's anonymous or under a different name.
Fuck that.

· Anonymous Z-166.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,055

@previous (A)
because you stalk everyone's profile and simply single out matt? okay, kimmo

· Anonymous R6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,058

@previous (Z-16)

Matt isn't above the rules.

· Anonymous A (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,063

@78,055 (Z-16)

Nobody else has the same history of shitposting as Matt.
Some people require more attention than others.

· Anonymous Z-166.4 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,064

@78,058 (R)
but breaking the privacy policy that the mods are supposed to respect is. this is an awful example of modabuse.

· Anonymous A (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,069

@previous (Z-16)

Dalloway participates in merging Matt's shitposts as well.
He obviously has no problem with it.
Additionally, the privacy policy is meant to keep me from releasing personal information, not protect his shitposting.

+ lolidestroyer !5jfM64Qu666.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,072

@previous (A)
It's part of the agreement with Matt. He breaks the rules and isnt banned, you get to call him out on his shit.

· Anonymous A (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,077

@previous (lolidestroyer)

I don't participate in those "agreements".
If Matt breaks more serious rules, or shitposts considerably more then I will issue a ban like I have done before.

· lolidestroyer !5jfM64Qu666.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,082

@previous (A)
Aren't these posts ban worthy? I guess I don't know the rules.

· Anonymous Z-166.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,088

@78,077 (A)
why are you exclusive towards matt? what about all of scatman's redundant shit posts? maybe you should make an 'official scatman goodnight thread' and merge everything he says there

· Anonymous A (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,090

@78,082 (lolidestroyer)

Nah. Shitposting will always happen.
On the list of bannable offenses, Shitposting is pretty low. Well at least to me anyway.
I've banned for shitposting before, but only on rare occasions when a person's post quality is consistently low all the time.
I made this thread mostly as an experiment to dissuade further shittopics on Matt's part, considering he's by far the worst.()

· Anonymous A (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,092

@78,088 (Z-16)

If you give Matt an inch, he'll take a mile.
Scatman can be a low quality poster, sure, but he can also post decent content.

Also, I'll speak out against goodnight threads because they are annoying, but I rarely ever take any mod actions against them.
I haven't ever considered them rule-breaking. Some produce decent discussion, and the ones that don't die out quickly.

· Anonymous Z-166.4 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,099

@previous (A)
> and the ones that don't die out quickly.
and the ones that don't die out quickly. what?

· Naquadah !J5VkSmegmA (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,106

@previous (Z-16)

It's 2 am and I'm scatter brained right now.
I meant to say that the ones that don't generate discussion tend to die out quickly.

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,140

@78,090 (A)
> I made this thread mostly as an experiment to dissuade further shittopics on Matt's part, considering he's by far the worst.
I actually can't think of a way that would better encourage Matt to keep making shitthreads. Now he even has a score count: the number of replies in this thread.

+ The Fart Expert !!cJW9bPpdwg6.4 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,503

Today, I smelled a girlfart

I was conducting some flatulent research in the Fartlab, and this beautiful, 17 year old freshman came in asking for directions to class. Ironically, she accidentally let loose a loud, wet, flapper fart that smelled like rotten eggs!!! She was so embarrassed that she ran out, but I quickly collected the sample in a vial with a stopper!

· The Fart Expert !!cJW9bPpdwg6.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,505

FAO: Triptych

I have to ask you a question for my research. But do not worry. I am a trained professional Scatologist. This is just science to me. Ok, how many bowel-movements did you pass today?

· Anonymous L6.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,498

@previous (The Fart Expert)

· Anonymous K6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,499

@78,503 (The Fart Expert)Hello, Matt.

+ Anonymous Z-196.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,500

@78,503 (The Fart Expert)Is it wrong that I lol'd.

· Anonymous L6.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,501

@78,503 (The Fart Expert)fart sniffer

· Mara? 6.4 years ago, 11 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,502

@78,505 (The Fart Expert)It's a wonder any girls stay on this board, you're all creepy as fuck

· Triptych !AmixTnigGA6.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,507

@78,505 (The Fart Expert)
10147

+ Anonymous Z-206.4 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,508

@previous (Triptych)
I wish we could just ban Matt.

· Anonymous E6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,510

@78,505 (The Fart Expert)
> 78,505
@78,498 (L)
> 78,498
... huh.

· Triptych !AmixTnigGA6.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,513

@78,508 (Z-20)
We'd losel ike 80% of traffic.
He's annoying at times, but he's our last "lulzcow", tired and dry as he is.

For that matter, Matt's not a bad person. Again, annoying at times, but he'd be okay if he dropped his schticks.()

· Anonymous L6.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,521

@78,510 (E)
oh god what

· Triptych !AmixTnigGA6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,525

@previous (L)
Post number changed when it was merged. That reply was posted before the merge~

· The Fart Expert !!cJW9bPpdwg6.4 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,554

Farting on the orgy porn shoot set?

You know how people fart when they get nervous, and when they move around alot? Well, do you think that, on a porn shoot that is an orgy with dozens of people participating, there are enough nervous farts and movement farts, that the entire set smells like s giant fart?

· vocalon !Oo4R8yRphk6.4 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,552

@previous (The Fart Expert)TO THE DM BEING A RETARD THREAD IT GOES~

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,592

@78,513 (Triptych)
> For that matter, Matt's not a bad person. Again, annoying at times, but he'd be okay if he dropped his schticks.
Except the whole part about him being a sociopath...

· The Fart Expert !!cJW9bPpdwg6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,596

FAO: Mara

This is just science. How many bowel-movements did you pass today?

· Triptych !AmixTnigGA6.4 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,599

@78,592 (J)
He doesn't seem like one to me, basing off the only sociopath I know.
My guess would be a victim complex combined with... something. Not wanting to be responsible for anything, maybe.

· Mara? 6.4 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,602

@78,596 (The Fart Expert)
Creep.

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,612

@78,599 (Triptych)
He fits the criteria well. He's a textbook case.

· Triptych !AmixTnigGA6.4 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,617

@previous (J)
Haha, I suppose so.
A bit presumptuous to say so via the Internet though. ._.

· The Fart Expert !!cJW9bPpdwg6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,620

@78,612 (J)
Which medical school did you graduate from, again? I forget.

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,625

@previous (The Fart Expert)
You have a liberal arts degree and your logic is shit. Feels bad man.

· Anonymous K6.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,650

@previous (J)
You'd think he'd know not to use the old "appeal to authority" logical fallacy, but he just thinks we're as stupid as he is.

· Fart Expert !!1rqvosUd1M6.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,833

Girlfarts

Just think. That girl you think is so hot, she puckers her asshole 12 times daily, and poots out a stinky, foul gas. She ain't so hot anymore, is she?

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,831

@previous (Fart Expert)Why not just post this in the retard thread yourself and save smegma a button press?

· Anonymous A (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,835

@78,833 (Fart Expert)

I might have to start banning soon.
This thread is only a week or two old.

· lolidestroyer !5jfM64Qu666.4 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,886

@78,833 (Fart Expert)

>

Girlfarts

Just think. That girl you think is so hot, she puckers her asshole 12 times daily, and poots out a stinky, foul gas. She ain't so hot anymore, is she?


Is this the appeal? You want women to be ashamed? Is that the appeal or is it the smells? Or is it like a total package thing?

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,898

@previous (lolidestroyer)
It's a way to have psychological dominance. Because it's such a stretch for him to imagine having such dominance his mind has come up with this convoluted crap.()

· lolidestroyer !5jfM64Qu666.4 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,913

@previous (J)
oh. is that why i always imagine being a balck guy while i have sex?

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,922

@previous (lolidestroyer)
I hope so. It'd explain my interest in umbilical cord porn.

· Anonymous R6.4 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #78,959

@78,835 (A)

He did say he was leaving but didn't go. Again. Maybe he needs a push?

+ Charlie 6.4 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #79,270

Have you ever smelled the girlfart of a hot chick?

What did it smell like?

+ Timber Nigger !sgO7UmMnWw6.4 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #79,274

@78,898 (J)

The only thing Matt is dominating is his mother's finances.

· vocalon 6.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #79,358

girlfarts

Do you sniff them?

· Anonymous Z-146.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #79,356

@previous (vocalon)Vocy sniffs farts?

· vocalon !!xjmPuFZW8k6.4 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #79,357

@79,358 (vocalon)itt mad

· lolidestroyer !5jfM64Qu666.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #79,370

@previous (vocalon)
fart sniffer.

· Anonymous M6.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #79,395

@79,270 (Charlie)
No, but I am a passive fart-sniffer; that is I unintentionally engage in the inhalation of second hand poot vapor which others have inhaled deliberately and then breathed out. Do you also sniff second hand farts, either intentionally or unintentionally?

· Captain Profeccor !!WjGIkib3ug6.4 years ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #80,822

The only way that I can know if I truly love a girl...

...is if I imagine her shitting in my mouth and me eating it, and I am not disgusted. NOT KIDDING. This is the only test I can use that is accurate.

· Anonymous K6.4 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #80,800

@previous (Captain Profeccor)Go to bed.

· Mikael !VoCaLoNunI6.4 years ago, 22 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #80,801

@previous (K)

> Go to bed.

+ Anonymous Z-236.4 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #80,804

@80,822 (Captain Profeccor)Can we please get matt's posts put into his shit thread? Just move all of them.

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #80,819

@previous (Z-23)
I think dalloway should implement a new type of ban whereby a user can only post in a single thread.

· Naquadah !J5VkSmegmA (OP) — 6.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #80,821

@80,822 (Captain Profeccor)MERGE MERGE MERGE MERGE MERGE MERGE AHHHHHH YEAH!!!

· Mikael !VoCaLoNunI6.4 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #80,962

@80,819 (J)
This would be cool.

+ Anonymous Z-246.4 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #81,799

girlfarts

Would you sniff them?

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #81,756

@previous (Z-24)Go to bed.

· Anonymous Z-246.4 years ago, 26 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #81,757

@previous (J)
Wrong person, dillweed.

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #81,758

@previous (Z-24)
What makes you think that?

· Anonymous Z-146.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #81,761

@previous (J)
POOTS?

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #81,764

@previous (Z-14)
That, I believe, is the question of the century.

· Anonymous Z-146.4 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #81,765

@previous (J)
i see

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #81,768

@previous (Z-14)
What, do you believe, is the question of the century?

· Anonymous Z-146.4 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #81,772

@previous (J)
will dead island ever have any cheats?

· Anonymous Z-76.4 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #81,798

Do you think it;s "cute" when girls fart?

It's like they cannot even control it. They get this funny look on their faces, they they look embarrassed. You hear a squeak and the faint lovepuff of rancid butter wafts into your nostrils. Isn't that cute?

+ Nopaltzin !tPKtSxO9ak6.4 years ago, 44 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #81,797

@OP

I think it's cute when people suicide on cam. Do it.

+ Green !6PPj7P5Iag6.4 years ago, 17 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #82,261

tl;dr Matt creates 90% of the posts on this board. And 99% of his posts are lies and immaturity.

+ Anonymous Z-276.4 years ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #83,019

@previous (Green)
What's the other 1%?

· Anonymous Z-76.4 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #83,120

Nope.

Chuck Testa.

· Anonymous J6.4 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #83,108

@previous (Z-7)To the shitpost thread you go!

· Green !6PPj7P5Iag6.4 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #83,150

@83,019 (Z-27)
Words like 'the' and 'and'.

+ Tripturd 6.4 years ago, 15 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #83,561

Hello, I am Tripturd

I am Triptych's sister who is obsessed with farts and poop. Nice to meet you!

+ Anonymous Z-296.4 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #83,557

@previous (Tripturd)

+ Anonymous Z-306.3 years ago, 23 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #84,839

feces

Why am I so fascinated with girlfeces? Can anyone please psychoanalyze why this is the case?

· Vocalon !!hdbcX8tZaU6.3 years ago, 15 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #84,835

@previous (Z-30)to the retardation thread it goes

· Anonymous J6.3 years ago, 27 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #84,836

@84,839 (Z-30)Sociopathy

· Anonymous M6.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #84,838

@OP
Because faecesturds.

· Anonymous Z-306.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #84,850

I am about to fap

I am getting the enlarged face pics, creating the back story, and preparing the lube. This is going to be great! Are you going to fap soon, fora?

· Vocalon !!hdbcX8tZaU6.3 years ago, 32 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #84,843

@previous (Z-30)... No I'm not.

· Anonymous Z-306.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #84,844

@previous (Vocalon)
Why not? Fapping is great!

+ Anonymous Z-316.3 years ago, 16 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #84,845

@84,850 (Z-30)I probably will before I go to sleep but it won't be for another three or four hours.

· ????? 6.3 years ago, 14 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #84,846

@84,850 (Z-30)Don't do it!

· ????? 6.3 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #84,847

@84,843 (Vocalon)
Do you ever leave this board? Don't you have friends or something?

· Vocalon !!hdbcX8tZaU6.3 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #84,848

@previous (?????)
No, I'm an omnipresent motherfucker.

· ????? 6.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #84,849

@previous (Vocalon)
> No, I'm a loser.

· Vocalon !!hdbcX8tZaU6.3 years ago, 49 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #84,851

@previous (?????)
That too.

+ Anonymous Z-326.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #84,864

All the shitposts.

· Anonymous J6.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #84,872

@84,850 (Z-30)
Describe, in extreme detail, an example backstory you use. This is for academic research purposes. Thanks.

· Anonymous Z-76.3 years ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #85,673

ITT: you post the name of ONE female...

...whose feces you WOULD eat.

· Anonymous J6.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #85,671

@previous (Z-7)Go to bed.

+ Anonymous Z-336.3 years ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #87,269

I am about to go take my FOURTH dump of the day

Dang!

+ Anonymous Z-346.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #87,266

@previous (Z-33)In all seriousness I used to poop once every 4 days. I realized I hadn't drank straight water in 3-4 years. Started drinking water

Regular, now. :)

· vocalon !RVtoegPubI6.3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #87,323

@previous (Z-34)
@87,269 (Z-33)

· Anonymous Z-76.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #87,357

ITT: you discuss your bowel habits in a sanitary and medical, professional manner

For example, I passed four bowel-movements today. And you?

+ Anonymous Z-356.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #87,351

@OP
Encouraging shit posts.

· Anonymous W6.3 years ago, 4 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #87,352

@87,357 (Z-7)HONK!

· Anonymous Z-76.3 years ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #88,098

Click here to see a nude Emma Watson taking a big dump? You can see anus AND poop!!

You clicked.

· Green !6PPj7P5Iag6.3 years ago, 47 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #88,106

@previous (Z-7)
Lol'd hard.

+ kook !nH6RAuX8mo6.3 years ago, 9 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #88,193

i wipe asses for a living.

+ Anonymous Z-376.3 years ago, 41 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #88,237

I just cannot help it!! What about you?

When I see a cute girl, the first thing that I imagine is spreading apart her buttcheeks and shoving my face, mouth, and nose, right up against her sweaty butthole. Do you do this too??

· Anonymous J6.3 years ago, 39 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #88,233

@previous (Z-37)The retard thread is not yet large enough. Post more threads like this. THousands more.

· vocalon !RVtoegPubI6.3 years ago, 24 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #88,235

@previous (J)

> The retard thread is not yet large enough. Post more threads like this. THousands more.

· Anonymous Z-166.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #88,263

this thread needs statistics as to how many threads have been merged into this one

· Anonymous Z-376.3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #88,314

Think of a cute girl you know is real life

Not a celebrity or someone glamorous, but just a really cute, pretty girl. Now imagine her pulling down her pants and sitting on the cold toilet seat. Grunting and moaning, she flexes her pelvic muscles as her anal sphincter becomes engorged and begins to expand outward. Then, hissing and crackling, a brown, pasty, stinky log of shit slides, wiggles, and worms its way out of her colon and plops into the water. The bathroom is immediately filled with the smell of human waste and rotten red blood cells. She strains again, and a large pocket of fart gas explodes outward. The bathroom tile walls make it echo so it sounds like a din of "Fap fap fap fap!" Now, do you still think she is so cute and pretty?

· vocalon !RVtoegPubI6.3 years ago, 25 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #88,312

@previous (Z-37)> you know is real life

Or is this just fantasy~?

· Anonymous Z-176.3 years ago, 14 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #89,073

Why is it always hissing and crackling? My bowels never do this!

Also, wouldn't it be fun to print this into a collection and send them to Matt via his mother? Maybe for mother's day. Think it over.

· Anonymous J6.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #89,126

@previous (Z-17)
Christmas is coming up...

· Anonymous Z-166.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #89,506

This should be renamed to the "Official DM being a retard board"

+ Anonymous Z-386.3 years ago, 8 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #90,517

Would you eat Miley Cyrus' shit?

Just asking.

· vocalon lolnotrip 6.3 years ago, 17 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #90,507

@previous (Z-38)

· Anonymous Z-386.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #90,508

@previous (vocalon lolnotrip)
Wrong person, you fucking moron.

· Anonymous K6.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #90,516

@previous (Z-38)
Mad.

· Anonymous J6.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #90,520

@90,508 (Z-38)
I wonder who looks like the fucking moron now?

· Anonymous Z-76.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #90,524

girlfarts

I love sniffing girlfarts! I cannot help it!

· Anonymous J6.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #90,522

@previous (Z-7)Reported.

· Anonymous Z-76.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #90,604

Have you ever, sexually, thought about a girl;s butthole, farts, or turds?

Be honest but anonymous. If even for a moment, have you?

· Anonymous J6.3 years ago, 25 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #90,546

@previous (Z-7)Kill yourself first.

· Anonymous K6.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #90,555

@90,604 (Z-7)No, Matt.

· Anonymous Z-176.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #90,573

@90,604 (Z-7)Who hasn't thought of a girl's butthole sexually? That's where penis goes.

+ Anonymous Z-396.3 years ago, 16 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,090

And the funniest word in the English language is...

...turd!

+ Anonymous Z-406.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,740

FAO: Triptych

What do your farts smell like?

· Anonymous J6.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,413

@previous (Z-40)What is the consistency of your pus?

· Anonymous Z-146.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,417

@previous (J)
sup smith

· haikerensguide !0VegJ9Jl.Q6.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,421

· Anonymous Z-406.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,741

Detecting girls only by the smell of their farts

A scientific study: http://www.vice.com/read/whose-v13n3

· Anonymous J6.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,534

@previous (Z-40)I thought you were leaving.

· Anonymous Z-406.3 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,742

Triptychfarts

What do you think her farts smell like?

· Anonymous L6.3 years ago, 54 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,613

@previous (Z-40)They probably smell of self-centered teenage greediness and heartlessness.()

· jump !JGlOo5d1iU6.3 years ago, 1 second later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,614

@91,742 (Z-40)Stop.

· Anonymous M6.3 years ago, 32 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,617

@OP
Beautiful, albeit Bollywoodesque.

· Anonymous K6.3 years ago, 26 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,618

@91,742 (Z-40)Why yes, OP! Let's all discuss our sexual fantasies about underage girls.

Loser.

· Anonymous M6.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,621

@previous (K)
Why are you so angry? Is it because you can't get any right now?

· Anonymous K6.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,624

@previous (M)
Get any what? Underage girls?

· Anonymous M6.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,628

@previous (K)
Interpret it as you will...

· Anonymous K6.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,632

@previous (M)
Oh, okay.

· Anonymous Z-76.3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,739

What, do you believe, is the question of the Planck-time?

What, do you believe, is the question of the Planck-time?

· HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q6.3 years ago, 16 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,687

@previous (Z-7)Shut up.

· vocalon !3I4SJbCh8M6.3 years ago, 5 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,688

@91,739 (Z-7)How often have we had this thread?

· Anonymous J6.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,691

@91,739 (Z-7)Why don't you pay your debt?

· Anonymous Z-76.3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,738

Girlpoots, or girltoots?

Which do you prefer?

· Anonymous Z-76.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,737

I just had a scat orgy with my little sister and 5 of her friends

I ate a total of 6 entire bowel-movements, and now I feel sick! What should I do?

· HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q6.3 years ago, 39 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,723

@previous (Z-7)eat total

· Anonymous E6.3 years ago, 23 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,724

@91,737 (Z-7)Go to bed, Matt.

· vocalon !3I4SJbCh8M6.3 years ago, 22 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,727

@91,723 (HaikerensGuide)

· HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q6.3 years ago, 41 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,729

@previous (vocalon)
Don't talk shit about Total.

· Anonymous Z-76.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,735

Would you eat Triptyc's entire bowel-movement?

If she let you?

· vocalon !3I4SJbCh8M6.3 years ago, 14 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,732

@previous (Z-7)

· HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q6.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,733

+ Anonymous Z-416.3 years ago, 53 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,736

@91,729 (HaikerensGuide)
Dad is that Mickey Mouse on your shirt?

· Anonymous Z-76.3 years ago, 31 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,841

Have you ever eaten the feces of a girl under 15 years of age?

Have you ever eaten the feces of a girl under 15 years of age?

· Anonymous Z-76.3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,847

Has a beautiful, 13 year old girl...

...ever taken down her pants, bent over, and blasted a fart directly into your nostrils?

· vocalon !3I4SJbCh8M6.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #91,845

@previous (Z-7)go to bed matt

+ Anonymous Z-426.3 years ago, 19 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #93,257

FAO: Anyone with a teenage sister

What do her farts smell like?

· HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q6.3 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #92,783

@previous (Z-42)Stop making moonshine.

· Anonymous Z-236.3 years ago, 3 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #92,784

@93,257 (Z-42)Stop raping children, lardass.

· The Honker !!1fnfWA2in66.3 years ago, 59 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #92,786

@92,783 (HaikerensGuide)
@previous (Z-23)
Stop manufacting nethicite!

· Anonymous Z-426.3 years ago, 29 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #92,787

@92,783 (HaikerensGuide)
LOL

· Anonymous Z-236.3 years ago, 21 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #92,788

@92,786 (The Honker)

Bbut it is strong

· Anonymous Z-76.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #93,146

FAO: MARA

In terms of your 14 year old girlfriend, have you seen her butthole? What does it look like? Also, have you ever smelled her farts? What do they smell like?

+ Anonymous Z-436.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #93,173

Hypothetical: if a beautiful, 14 year old loli...

...agreed to sleep with you, but first you had to eat one of her turdlogs, would you agree?

· Anonymous J6.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #93,170

@93,146 (Z-7)
Well, I know one thing. It sure as hell isn't puckered.

· Anonymous J6.3 years ago, 27 seconds later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #93,172

@93,173 (Z-43)To the shitpost thread you go!

· Anonymous Z-436.3 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #93,247

In all seriousness, would you eat a loli's shit?

Serious question. Would you?

· Anonymous Z-436.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #93,249

@93,257 (Z-42)bump

+ Lynne B. Goldstein !!Uo/HBhU.Kk6.3 years ago, 13 hours later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #93,798

If thee, right NOW NOW NOW, B not using AMD...

...then thee thy or Eye gin-Jew-winly pity THEE THEE THEE

· Anonymous J6.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #93,790

@previous (Lynne B. Goldstein)I'm not laughing.

· Anonymous Z-236.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #93,792

@93,798 (Lynne B. Goldstein)Shit processors are shit. Being proud of a bad decision is retarded, Matt.

· Lynne B. Goldstein !!Uo/HBhU.Kk6.3 years ago, 26 seconds later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #93,794

@previous (Z-23)
AMD B more better than InTEL TEL TEL

· Anonymous Z-236.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #93,797

@previous (Lynne B. Goldstein)

Why do you waste your money on shitty stuff? If you're going to waste money, at least get the best you can for the money you are spending.

· Anonymous Z-446.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #94,353

Would you eat Bella Thorne's shit?

Simple question.

· vocalon !3I4SJbCh8M6.3 years ago, 37 seconds later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #94,342

@previous (Z-44)go to bed matt

· Anonymous Z-446.3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #94,355

What does fresh, raw, young, female human feces taste like?

As someone who HAS eaten a teenage girl's entire bowel-movement, many times, I would like to share with you what feces tastes like. It is bitter, earthy, mushroom-like, musky, sour, and slightly floral.

· Anonymous Z-446.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #94,551

Porn Request

Looking for a video of porn bloopers, where the girl accidentally shoots a giant turd-missile at the guy.

· Anonymous Z-436.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #94,662

How wide are your turds?

In inches please.

· Anonymous Z-436.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #94,654

@previous (Z-43)bump

· Anonymous Z-436.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #94,663

FAO: Jump and Mountainman

if a loli wanted to fart in your mouth, would you let her?

+ mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos6.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #94,659

@previous (Z-43)If she was just a kid being gross, no. If she was old enough to know that it was really weird but wanted to because she was a pervert, then yes. lol

· jump !JGlOo5d1iU6.3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #94,677

@94,663 (Z-43)
I'd want more than she bargained for in return.

· Anonymous Z-436.3 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #95,682

loli bukakke?

ne1 have any loli bukakke?

· ????? 6.3 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #95,548

@previous (Z-43)

· Anonymous Z-436.3 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #95,683

Have you ever smelled your little sister's farts?

Please describe the odor in detail.

· Anonymous Z-456.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #95,623

@previous (Z-43)like fairy floss

+ protip !!1kJPjn61S66.3 years ago, 1 week later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #107,864

bump

· Foramaster2000 !!HbPoIyvUrM6.3 years ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #112,492

When you go down on a girl...

...when you get down there, do you first sniff for fart-gas, to make sure it is clear? I do!

· vocalon !!tRg94.IXMU6.3 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #112,483

@previous (Foramaster2000)But that would imply you've ever gone down on a girl.

· Anonymous M6.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #113,365

*bump*

+ Anonymous Z-476.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #113,383

@112,483 (vocalon)
When he was in prison he was going down on men. Even better.

· vocalon !RigbykHwQE6.3 years ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #118,526

If you are not currently bumping the best thread on GHOUL...

Then I genuinely pity you.()

+ Anonymous Z-484 months ago, 5.9 years later, 6 years after the original post[^] [v] #172,597

funny thread

+ Green !BEERiVqJJw1 week ago, 4 months later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #179,103

@deleted (adrienneyd3)
@deleted (helenyv1)
Don't ruin this magnificent thread with your dumb spam shit.

+ betsyxw16 3 days ago, 5 days later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #179,115

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+ Anonymous Z-552 days ago, 1 day later, 6.4 years after the original post[^] [v] #179,116

@179,103 (Green)
You're a fucking fag
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