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Topic: My girlfriend farted in my mouth while I slept

+ Anonymous A 3 months ago #19,128

I woke up this morning choking and my girlfriend's arse about an inch away from my face. I felt a warm burning sensation deep down to my tracheal carina. I had an awful taste in my mouth. It literally tasted like chit. My eyes were watering and my body convulsed in pain.

I manged to cough-talk out "D-d-did you just fcking fart in my mouth?!"

She angrily responds with "WELL IF YOU DIDN'T SNORE I WOULDN'T HAVE TO THINK OF WAYS TO GET YOU TO STOP!" She then slammed the door, sealing me in the room with my fecal coughing.

Don't snore brahs.
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