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Topic: Can growing a beard make you evil?

+ Green !BEERiVqJJw 2 months ago #19,121

I am growing a goatee and it makes me feel evil. Maybe I am the evil parallel universe version of a good Green.

+ Kody R. Bear 2 months ago, 4 hours later[^] [v] #173,024

yes

+ Anonymous C2 months ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #173,026

I have a beard, but I was evil before I started growing it.

+ Anonymous D2 months ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #173,031

After Lenin and Trotsky became mass murderers, they grew goatees. They looked like some Hollywood version of the devil.

· Anonymous D2 months ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #173,032

That was Trotsky. Here's Lenin.


I don't think Mao had a goatee, but like Che Guevara, Mao never bathed. Mao also....

1. Rarely bathed. Even if he did, he disliked soap and water method. Preffered to be scrubbed with steaming towels.
2. Did not brush teeth. He preffered to rinse mouth with teas. Apparently, his teeth were pretty rotten.
3. Did not like flush toilets. For years after he became the most powerful man in China, he defecated in the palace gardens. Finally Zhou Enlai was able to convince him to use an indoor bathroom.
4. He often had an assortment of body lice and skin infections. He often just dropped his pants in public to scratch himself.

Mao did manage to sleep with thousands of women though. He had huge orgies in his customized bed. He was very crude in his language, with an apparent obsession with farting.
He also liked to make dirty jokes to shock people. His doctor was chiding him about hygiene when Mao informed him that when he was with girls 'I wash my prick in their cunts'.
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